November 2007
10 posts
“I spit on your corpse, advertiser-supported television.”
—Homer Simpson
Awesomeness.
chartersmedia (5:12:50 PM): you smell like burnt salami
chartersmedia (5:12:59 PM): not sure what that smells like really..but that’s you
mediaFogarty (5:13:09 PM): you smell like if sweaty feet barfed crap.
chartersmedia (5:14:07 PM): you smell like roasted beer barfed up after it has been sharted out and eaten by a bum
mediaFogarty (5:15:27 PM): you smell like a toasted-and-burnt skunk-limberger-cheese and a guy-dead-in-his-apartment-a-week-before-they-find-him sandwich
chartersmedia (5:18:22 PM): you smell like a rotted animal carcus that the hermit in the alley wore for halloween and forgot to take off all summer, that now has sworms of bugs flying around it, eating it, and eating him, and it is somehow attaching itself to his skin
mediaFogarty (5:18:33 PM): its spelled carcas
mediaFogarty (5:18:36 PM): *s
chartersmedia (5:18:38 PM): whatever
mediaFogarty (5:18:38 PM): carcass
chartersmedia (5:18:45 PM): i’m laughing too much to care
mediaFogarty (5:18:57 PM): you smell like you look
chartersmedia (5:19:09 PM): aww thanks, I look pretty
mediaFogarty (5:19:17 PM): hmmm…
mediaFogarty (5:19:19 PM): maybe…
mediaFogarty (5:19:21 PM): think harder.
chartersmedia (5:19:28 PM): really really pretty
mediaFogarty (5:20:19 PM): your turn
chartersmedia (5:21:09 PM): you smell like my dead turtle…it died 10 years ago
mediaFogarty (5:22:19 PM): you smell like Chad farting in New Jersey
chartersmedia (5:22:42 PM): you smell like chad farting in gary, indiana
mediaFogarty (5:28:05 PM): you smell like a dead rat’s afterbirth floating in a three-week old ceviche on a hot August afternoon in New Delhi
chartersmedia (5:40:57 PM): ps. you smell like a turd that was lit on fire, smothered in wet dog on a hot summer day in el paso