is picking up an eating disorder to try and live down the last 5 days.
Just spent 90 minutes driving 12 miles. Yay, traffic to midway!
is working from his couch and humming the theme from Blackbelt Jones. Da dadada dadaaa da da daaaaa dadadadaaaaaaa dadadadaaaa.
Is debating going out tonight…
Even Bacon Can Be Gross
Calynn says: http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
Tim Fogarty says: ya know, the link looked awesome
Tim Fogarty says: but the photo looks like something in Ed Gein's toolshed
HornsDynasty: Hands still smell like vomit– Jason Bosse, in the single greatest Tweet of all time.
“What’s that noise?”
Wolf Blitzer Watching Porn →
I’ve started a new Tumblr. If you have any photos of Wolf Blitzer, please forward!